We’re printing money like crazy, the air is poison, the stock market is surging and housing prices are booming (up 40% since last year in my region of the country) and everyone is spending, spending, spending. What is wrong with you people? The crash is right around the corner. The good times have been booming since 2008 or so. That’s the longest bull market ever. And what goes up (particularly speculative bubbles) must come down. Don’t cry to me when your mortgage is underwater again because you bought too much house (again).
Maybe this time our worst fears will be realized and we’ll have to resort to cannibalism. Perhaps as an entree we’ll finally find a good purpose for the human race. (Boy I’m cynical today).